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WAP?...More like DAP!

Updated: Sep 5

Ladies, let’s be real for a minute. We’re not all as blessed as Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion with these insane WAP’s. Although, judging by the music video, I think it’s safe to say these girls; a. Need to see a doctor, and b. Need Jesus #CanIGetAnAmen?!


WAPs are caused by a thin layer of moisture that coat the cha-cha walls. This creates an optimal environment for sperm to survive. The moisture that coats the vaginal walls creates ‘Slip N’ Slide’ level friction during intercourse. However, as a woman ages and her hormone levels begin to change (lower estrogen), her snatch walls become thin which results in fewer cells available to secrete moisture.


It’s important to note that Vaginal Dryness is a very common condition that can be easily treated. Although hormonal changes are the primary cause for having a DAP, there are several other reasons why your cooter could be dryer than the Sahara Desert, and they are;

  • Breastfeeding

  • Smoking Cigarettes

  • Depression

  • Excessive stress

  • Rigorous exercise

  • Immune system disorders

  • Childbirth

  • Some medications

  • Douching

  • Creams/lotions applied to the vajayjay area

  • Some cancer treatments, such as radiation to the pelvis, hormone therapy, or chemotherapy

  • Surgical removal of the ovaries

We all know having sandpaper level dryness in your nether region can cause pain and discomfort for both parties involved during sex. Other side effects of having a DAP include; burning, loss of interest in sex, pain during intercourse, light bleeding during or after intercourse, soreness, reoccurring or persisting UTI’s, and/or vaginal itching/stinging. In my opinion, this is not something to be embarrassed about and should be something you openly talk about with both your Doctor and Health Coach.


The money question still persists and it’s what most ladies 30+ are wondering….how do I go from DAP to WAP? I got you covered ladies. One obvious answer is getting yourself some lubricant specifically intended for vaginal use. Another answer is changing your diet and lifestyle. Since one of the most common causes of having a chalky choo-choo is a decrease in estrogen levels, you CAN eat certain foods and consume specific vitamins, nutrients, and supplements that will boost estrogen in your body. Here’s a little cheat sheet of foods, vitamins, minerals, and herbal supplements that can help promote a Cardi B level love tunnel;

  • Soybeans

  • Flaxseeds

  • Sesame Seeds

  • B Vitamins

  • Vitamin D

  • Boron

  • DHEA

  • Black Cohosh

  • Chasteberry

  • Evening Primrose Oil

  • Red Clover

  • Dong Quai

People, I genuinely hope that you laughed a little and learned a little while reading this blog on DAP’s. If you got this far, I’m honoured and flattered (since nobody reads much of anything but headlines now-a-days) and therefore I would like to reward you with a bitchin’ coupon code. Use DAP15 at checkout for 15% off all services offered. Offer valid until 09/12/20.


Love, Peace & DAPs,

-LH



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